Those moments in life when you know you are a zookeeper and wouldn't want it any other way...
You know you're a keeper when you wash your hands BEFORE going to the toilet.
You know you are a keeper when when, having just cooked dinner for your wife or husband, you inadvertently put the plate on the floor!
Or your spouse askes for some water and you bring it in a bowl!
You regularly worm your children!
For your family you disallow flushing after No 2's untill checks for colour and consistency have been performed!
You prefer breakfast cereal in concentrated nutrient rich pellets.
Instead of salt and pepper you use vitamin sprinkles!
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